True Story.

My mom loves me the most.
It's hard for me to admit, because I want to be modest and kind to my other siblings. But sometimes, it's so obvious that I feel like it's my duty to tell people. My mom loves me the most. And it's the truth. I have reasons to believe that I will always be the favorite, I mean, sure my mom is bound to have a lapse in judgment sometime where she thinks for a short while that my oldest brother may be the favorite because he will get her grandchildren sooner than I. But, She will always realizes her mistake and find her way back to being my admirer, and her favorite child. 
I have created a list of reason for why I am her favorite, I know, this may seem a little extreme, especially because I already know and so do most people. But this is just further proof so that if anyone questions my logic, I have facts to help back me up.
1. I am the youngest.
(this helps because I am the baby, and can do no wrong in her eyes... well there's been a couple times I've made her really mad, but she got over it pretty quickly.)
2. I am the funniest.
(Some MAY argue that my brother is actually funnier than me, but he is only funny when he wants to be, I am funny nonstop.)
3. I go to college far away.
(this makes my mom charish the moments I am home and overlook the small facts and focus on how much she loves me instead.)
4. .......
So this all I can think of at the moment, I am SURE there are more I am just really busy and can't focus on all of them right now. But I don't have to prove anything to anyone, I know I'm the favorite and that's all that matters. All those other times that my mom has said that the others are her favorites, she is totally just doing that to make them feel better about themselves. I know for a fact that I am her favorite and always will.
True story.