Babies.

The only reason I want to have babies is so I can dress them up like this:

No, but seriously? 

I love babies but I don't see myself actually having any.

Don't get me wrong, I think pregnancy is a magical thing, but pushing an eight pound baby boy or girl out of my vag is not my idea of fun. 

Also, don't get it wrong... I want and plan on having a big family. 

I just plan on adopting, or stealing my best friends little ones for the fun part of the day. 

When they are all smiles and giggles and rolly-polly and smoochyface. 

Kids are the cutest.