Things that are awkward.

I am dedicating this post to things that are awkward in my life right now. Because there are (is?) a lot these days. Might as well own up to them now. As awkward as they are to talk about they are harder to ignore.

1. The fact that I might have to go get a slip that says I have a disability so I can take my math tests in the testing center. Or maybe it's the fact that I might actually have a math test disability that's awkward. Who the fuck has a math test disability?? (besides me) Awkward/I wonder if I could get free passes to the front of lines at amusement parks and good parking spots at Walmart.

2. The dinosaur arm. (When you are snuggling with someone and one of your arm is in an awkward position under you. What are you supposed to do with that thing??)

3. When you find yourself in your MIP diversion class with one of your FIG students. Good bonding/ SUPER awkward situation.

4. The first time you fart in front of the person you are dating. Confess or impress? That is the question. AWKWARD!

5. Poking wars on Facebook. Does anyone actually get a kick out of poke wars? What does it even mean?/stop poking me sir... it hurts. This back and forth thing we've got going on is just plain awkward.

6. When an acorn lands on your head on the way to class. No one sees it, you feel it, you cuss and yell. People think you are crazy. Shit's awkward.

7. When you dream dirty things about someone and then see them soon after.
(Ummmm is it just mean or is hot in here??/I really hope that they can't read my mind) Well, this is awkward.

8. Going shopping with someone who isn't buying anything, and you end up buying a lot, and then you look like a fat ass/rich bastard for buying anything. Gosh. So AWKWARD. Stop judging me!!

9. When you lift your arms up after winning a game of beer pong and realize that you forgot to wear deodorant for your night out. Winning/losing.