My 20 Years in Review.

It's my birthday. 

Bitches. 

(I didn't really mean that. You are all kind and sweet individuals.) 

wanna hear a true story?

My birthdays are always awesome. 

I'm not lying folks. 

I'm taking legendary. 

From a young age I have loved the ideas of having AWESOME birthday parties.

Because really? What's more fun than celebrating yourself?

Nothing. 

That's what. 

I have had food fights, pizza making competitions, a Grease themed dance party, surprise parties... 

You name it. 

Each year the celebration is exactly what I want and need. 

Maybe they aren't always perfect...

(exhibit last year) 

Sweet Baby.

Uggh. 

Let's just say, I will regret not eating anything but a blue slushy before "celebrating" for the rest of my life. 

But, guys. 

The good news is that I am alive. 

And sitting here now, I can say that I learned my lesson and I don't plan on ever doing that ^ again.  

This year proved I am growing up... 

A little.  

I have had such a fun weekend already!

(The pictures will come later. Don't worry.)

But, before my actual birthday blog post I wanted to do a quick life review.

In 20 lines. 

Because I am 20.

And it's my birthday.

Bitches. 

(See above) 

HANNAH ROSE "SMALLY GEORGE" RIVERS MULLER'S LIFE SO FAR

1. I have traveled to Italy, Switzerland, Mexico, Costa Rica and Canada.

2. I have moved out of the state of California.

3. I have been published on multiple Harry Potter websites.

4. I have danced in multiple performances in front of large crowds.

5. I have gotten implants. (Teeth implants that is...)

6. I have fallen asleep outside with friends.

7. I have gone skinny dipping too many times to count.

8. I have eaten a whole watermelon by myself in one sitting.

9. I have lived with someone in a 12 by 24 foot room for a year.

10. I have laughed until my whole body shook.

11. I have kissed a boy in the rain.

12. I have learned to love myself.

13. I have permed my hair... Don't, just don't.

...

Damn, I'm old.

 ...

14. I have gotten a tattoo.

15. I have seen my siblings fall in love.

16. I have eaten LARGE amounts of GREAT food.

17. I have slept. A lot.

18. I have made it rain. (Rain dance skills guys. Not kidding)

19. I have met and memorized the names of over 600 campers

annnndddd

20. I have gone white water rafting. Many times in fact. 

It's crazy to think that in another 20 years I'll be 40

SAY WHATTTT??

I'll be married, have kids, traveled and sky dived... 

and I'll have an enormous amount to add to that list.

But, as of now, I have to say...

I like my life so far.

Thanks for being in it.

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!