Sunday, October 23, 2011

My problems TOP 8.

1. I always go for guys that turn out to be crazy. Or emotionally unstable. Or just looking to be in a relationship. Or guys that like Jersey Shore.

2. I am really bad at math. When I subtract I add up the smaller number until I get to the bigger number. I also don't know anything about fractions. Nothing.

3. I have a strange fascination with clothes. But I am NEVER satisfied with what I am wearing. It's like the problem some people have- when they order something off the menu and their friend orders something different and then when the food comes they wish they had gotten what their friend had ordered. So it actually isn't like that at all, but I have that problem as well.

4. I am one of the biggest procrastinator in the whole world. February 29th is my favorite day to do things.

5. I think I am important enough to have a blog. Enough said. Anyone who thinks their words are important enough to put out into the inter-world is messed. Including me.

6. I have no sense of loudness. I say secrets at loud volumes and I will talk about people as they walk towards me, not knowing that they can hear me perfectly well.

7. I am never full. I could eat all day if I had enough time. That is really what is keeping me from being 1,000 pounds. Lack of time to stuff my face.

8. I LIVE for T.V. show. I get way too obsessed and will not do anything but watch said show for DAYS on end until I finish. The office? Done. One Tree Hill? Done. Gilmore Girls? Done. Awkward? Done. I could go on for many more pages but I'll spare you the dets.

9. And because I said I was bad at math... Sometimes I'll go a whole conversation with out hearing anything anyone is saying. I have little patience for small talk. I'd rather awkward silence fill the moment. I love awkward situations. They are my top favorite things in this world.

1 comment:

  1. Hannah, you crack me up! This put a big smile on my face this morning. I love that you're in our life. keep on blogging!

    Love, Jesse

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