Things That Are Awkward: Part Two.

You know how it goes.

Awkward things happen, I write about them. 

Here they are, top ten in all their glory. 

1. When two stomachs start a conversation and you feel left out. 

2. When you are lying down for your warm up in dance class and turn the wrong way and suddenly you are far to close and staring at the person next to you.

Um, Hi.

3. Morning Breath. 

4. Food Babies. Like, BIG ones. I'm talkin' twins.

5. When someone keeps sniffleling in your class.

And it's you. 

6. Squeaky boots that are really slippery and that make you fall.

7. Small head syndrome. 

I have this when I go to class in the morning because I wear an average of 8 layers of clothing.

8. My Math Teacher. 

9. How many times a day I lose my phone. 

Not cool. But also awkward. 

10. When the boy I like finally sees me with my "Natural" hair in the morning. 

He called me a lioness. 

I don't think that's a good thing. I think that's an awkward thing.