Meet the Roommate.

Alright, I have put it off long enough. 

It's about time that I tell you about my roommate. 

Because my roommate is awesome. 

Simply put. 

But, to the ordinary eye, her awesomeness might somehow get overlooked at first.

Horrible, but true.

So to help you all understand her greatness and for the sake of entertainment...

I have constructed a Roommate time-line. 

And a few pictures to liven it up...

I was just going to use horrible pictures of the two of us, because I have enough to blackmail her for a life time...

But in the sake of being kind, and the fact that I don't ever want her future employer to know I have some pictures of her doing questionable things... I will save us both and keep them off the interweb. 

So, let the story begin!

It all started two years ago. 

September 20th... I think. When I had my first thought. 

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Damn, this girl is tall. 

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Damn, this girl is going to be living with me for a whole year.

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Damn, this girl is freaking sarcastic. 

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Damn, this girl can DRINK!

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Damn, this girl is brilliant. 

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Damn, this girl likes Justin Beiber just as much as I do.

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Damn, this girl is awesome. 

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Damn, this girl could possibly be my best friend. 

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Damn, this girl is competitive. 

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Damn, this girl is going to be in my wedding.
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Damn, this girl is good at beer pong.

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Damn, I am really going to miss this girl when I'm gone.

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No, but in all honesty, Ellen, my roommate has been there for me through one of the most awkward transitions of my life. She has seen me go from a girl fresh out of high school... who made stupid mistakes and couldn't keep up with the roommates wit, to a slightly more focused, a lot more witty and prettier, sophomore.
She calls me out on my shit. She lets me know when I make stupid decisions and look silly in an outfit. She cooks me dinner and snuggles with me when I am a bit intoxicated. 

I know she will always have my back, because we lived too close to each other for a year, that NOT having her back would be impossible...

She knows that I will always have HER back, whether it's finding her perfect man, or punching someone in the face when they call her a tall bastard. (true story) I am already planning her wedding and planning how she is going to fit into the rest of my life. 

 I am so glad I got randomly selected to room with the tall, ginger-by-choice, sarcastic, brilliant and goofy girl that continues to be one of my greatest friends. 

I am going to miss her like crazy come spring time!  
( I know full well that she is cringing at the amount of sap that is in this post)
It is true. Our whole relationship is built on the fact that we can yell, kick and ditch the other, so me being this sweet and caring is really something new.
But, it had to be done eventually.
Sorry.